Touching someone’s butt when you’re trying to fall asleep works better then any sleeping pill.
HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 18 YEARS
Lionel tied Jeffrey’s tie for the Akron, Ohio trial, the tie worn in this gif.
"You should do your tie now, I told him. "We’ll probably be going into the courtroom soon."
Jeff looked at me helplessly.
“Go ahead,” I said, “tie your tie.”
Jeff didn’t move. “I can’t,” he said.
He shrugged. “I don’t remember how,” he said.
And so I stepped up to him, wrapped the tie around his neck, knotted it, and drew it neatly up against his throat.
“Now it looks good,” I said.
Jeff smiled slightly. “Thanks, Dad,” he said”
- Lionel Dahmer, A Father’s Story
Requested Hulk as Harry Potter
i will never NOT reblog this omg
THE SORTING HAT
I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world
Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍